Fridays Joke- Standing in queue

A guest joke this week sent in this week by Adrian Knights (No website though).Update: It appears John B Google'd my mind and found the joke for this Friday and beat me too it. So if you've seen his you can skip mine. But it's also prompted me to repeat another old joke for any new readers. This has to be one of the best blonde jokes ever so it deserves a repost.

I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of dog food in my local shop and was standing in the queue at the till. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Dog Food Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it works is to load your trouser pockets with dog food nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her. Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my balls and a car hit me.