AndyJarrett Code. Develop. Manage.


Another quite blog week - but in all fairness i've had the week from hell. If it gets worse expect a rant on monday or tuesday. Needless to say its all to do with Solicitors, Estate Agents and Finacial Advisors. Yes me and the girlfriend are doing probably the most stressful thing a couple can do - move. So to look on the bright side of life and the weekend a friday joke.

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would you play golf with her?"
HUSBAND: "I guess so."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: - - - silence - - -
HUSBAND: "Shit."