Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is usually the husband. When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But somehow I always had something else to take care of first: the truck, the car, e-mail, fishing, always something more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrivedhome one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snippingaway with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for ashort time and then went into the house. I was gone only a fewminutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. 'When youfinish cutting the grass,' I said, 'you might as well sweep thedriveway.'
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have alimp...............