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Friday Joke: The wish

A thanks for @bigmadkev for this little on topic gem!

Man walking along kicks a tin can and out pops a genie.

"I will grant you one wish" says the genie.

"I want to live forever" says the man.

"I can't grant wishes like that" the genie replies.

"Ok, I want to live until England win the World Cup" says the man.

"You crafty sod". replied the genie.

Which also reminds me of one other joke
What do you call an Englishman at the World Cup Final? The ref.

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