Fridays Joke: Genealogy of Jack

Another Friday and another week without posts but another week closer to the wedding. You'll be glad to know that I do have some posts coming up which are CF/ColdSpring/jQuery based and loosely connected to the cfcommerce which I am slowly getting back into. Enjoy!

Who is Jack Schitt? The lineage is finally revealed! Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says: "You don't know Jack Schitt." Now you can intellectually handle the situation:

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Fridays Joke: A Stiff Coffee

An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice in reviving her husband's libido.

'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor.

'Not a chance', she said. 'He won't even take an aspirin.'

'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him an 'Irish Viagra'. It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it. Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went.'

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Fridays Joke: Pregnant Irish woman

A pregnant Irish woman from Dublin is involved in a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly 6 months, when she wakes up she sees that she is no longer pregnant and frantically asks the doctor about her baby.

The doctor replies, "Ma'am you had twins! A boy and a girl. Your Uncle from Cork came in and named them."

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Fridays Joke: The Bear and Rabbit

One day a bear was chasing a rabbit through the forest when they tripped over a genies lamp. The genie comes out and says "hold it, hold it, hold it. If you two will just quit chasing each other for three minutes I'll give you both three wishes."
So they say "okay that sounds fair". The genie says "okay who'll go first?"

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